Hi,

I’m Widow Centauri.  I am an actress and writer in Los Angeles. I perform stand up comedy as a dominatrix character. I have been seen on Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing, Penn and Teller’s: Bullshit!, and in the Feature Length SAG Experimental Comedy: Bald! 

I am currently in New England work shopping sketches, my one woman show, and writing new work. I have very limited availability to communicate with fans. If you are interested in seeing me perform while I am in New England you must send an email to freaksofcomedy@gmail.com asking to be put on the guest list. I am offering sneak peeks at my new show in a small (fully equipped) theater in Hyannis MA. Typically I have seating available 3-4 weeks in advance.

If you are interested in scheduling a private consultation with me I am available to watch you clean your house, offer constructive criticism of your writing, and as a personalized life coach.  I can help you develop an exercise plan, consult to you (and your significant other) about your gender issues, and help you balance your finances. These are services I offer as a dominatrix.

Second City trained transsexual improviser Lorelei Erisis is available to participate in your session.

If you have questions, ideas, or specific session requests please do not hesitate to contact me.  Be respectful of my time.  My rates start at $400 an hour.

To book me for a private coaching session you can call me directly at (619) 884-2376

For film, TV, and equity stage performances contact my agent, Karl Sanger.  www.sangertalent.com